me and miss lemon had a wonderfully productive day. as we lugged our teachers’ really rather disgusting recycling around the school and generally abused our granted permission to use the elevators, we have successfully diverted an intensely awkward social encounter by pinning the blame on the other involved party and hitherto declaring my name innocent!
[of course, i will grudgingly admit the whole ordeal’s beginning was entirely my fault and that i knew of the other party’s innocence before i even set out to blame them.] 
either way, she keeps insisting i name-drop her. but as a show of my rare gratitude from her aiding and abetting the reason i have finally returned to my usual, deeply amused view on life, which now that i reflect on may not be entirely healthy either, i’m gnome-dropping her instead.

me and miss lemon had a wonderfully productive day. as we lugged our teachers’ really rather disgusting recycling around the school and generally abused our granted permission to use the elevators, we have successfully diverted an intensely awkward social encounter by pinning the blame on the other involved party and hitherto declaring my name innocent!

[of course, i will grudgingly admit the whole ordeal’s beginning was entirely my fault and that i knew of the other party’s innocence before i even set out to blame them.] 

either way, she keeps insisting i name-drop her. but as a show of my rare gratitude from her aiding and abetting the reason i have finally returned to my usual, deeply amused view on life, which now that i reflect on may not be entirely healthy either, i’m gnome-dropping her instead.

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